HOW TO FLIRT IN A MUSEUM: Introduce yourself and then say ‘I would shake your hand but that signs says not to touch the masterpieces.’
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
gay??? nah I’m not gay what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of girls spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of girls scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
are there any laws pertaining to the moon
Well, there is someone I’ve always wanted to meet… It’s Robin Hood.
Beautiful photoshoot of the Harry Potter Cast - by Sarah Dunn - (x)
Happy September 1st, Folks - New term starts at Hogwarts! Which house would you like to be sorted into?
i just found my two favourite characters in harry potter
my two heroes
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.